Title: "Sunshine"
Characters:Alberto Contador,Thomas Riis, Andy Schleck (via telephone), Bjarne Riis, Jesus Hernandez, cameo by Chris Juul Jensen
Rating: R, just in case
Disclaimer: Unreal, untrue, all made up.
Warnings: language
Summary: Alberto's Tour of San Luis off the bike.
Wordcount: roughly 7000 words long scribble, while trying to flex the ( Read more... )

Title: "Problem, meet solution"
Characters:Alberto Contador, Thomas Riis, Andy Schleck (via telephone), with non-speaking cameos by Bjarne Riis and Jesper Riis
Rating:PG-13
Disclaimer: Unreal, untrue, all made up.
Warnings: quite a bit of swearing
Summary: Alberto's arrival at training camp is full of surprises from day one.
Wordcount: quick ( Read more... )

I'm reading that Saxo are going to be cruising around in BMW cars next 3 seasons. Can I has X6 for Bjarne please?

Meanwhile, Andy has (had to forcefully) switch from Mercedes to Nissan. I find this very amusing.

To whom it may concern… probably just me and my hapless muses, but in any case, I figured I should hunker down and do this. Write an outline for fic that continues to grow and expand and evolve in my head, of which only a tiny bit makes it into actual writing ( Read more... )

Title: "Just you wait..."
Characters: Alberto Contador/Bjarne Riis
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not true, not happening. All made up in purpose of entertainment and for nor other reason.
Warnings: Male pregnancy, quite a bit of swearing
Summary: Following fleurtje15's stories about pregnant!Berto ( here and here), we have the dubious pleasure of meeting ( Read more... )

Title: "More Lives than a Cat"
Characters:Alberto Contador/ Bjarne Riis
Rating:NC-17
Disclaimer: Unreal, untrue, all made up for my personal entertainment
Warnings: more or less explicit m/m sex
Summary: Alberto and Bjarne ran into Johan Bruyneel at the Giro 2012 presentation. Someone snapped a picture of this interesting encounter. The picture in ( Read more... )

Title: "Big-eyed Baby"
Characters:Alberto Contador/ Andy Schleck
Rating:PG-13
Disclaimer: Unreal, untrue, all made up.
Warnings: I'd book an appointment to the dentist if I were you.
Summary: fleurtje15 wrote this cute and adorable little fic, which got my boys thinking back on their first kiss and other such cute, awkward stuff ( Read more... )

Title: Safekeeping
Characters:Alberto Contador, Thomas Riis, Andy Schleck
Rating:PG-13
Disclaimer: Unreal, untrue, all made up.
Warnings: swearing
Summary: Follows Fleur's A Dream Called “Love”. (Part 1) and A Dream Called “Love”. (Part 2) and works on the premise of Thomas staying with Alberto and Andy in their house for a week. In this little ( Read more... )

Title: "Same Side, Different Coins" Part 3/4
Characters:Alberto Contador, Andy Schleck
Rating:NC-17
Disclaimer: Unreal, untrue, all made up.
Warnings: some naughtiness
Summary: Alberto finally gets back to Andy.

Approximate timeline: 1st week of October 2011.

( Cut for links to other fics because they are tooo many )

Title: "Same Side, Different Coins" Part 3/4
Characters:Alberto Contador, Bjarne Riis (and Bjarne's wife too o_O)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Unreal, untrue, all made up.
Warnings: some of you might get cavities from this
Summary: Before he gets home to Andy, Alberto makes a detour. First to Denmark, where Thomas gives him some mighty trouble (see Part ( Read more... )